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Bidet attachment  Fanny

The Best Non-Electric Bidet from Front to Back

Fanny

Fanny Hotshot

Knob color

Acacia

Save big on our best selling bidet!

Turns out bidets aren’t just more eco-friendly than our old friend TP, they’re also pretty darn great for derrière self-care (can we get a “hell yeah”?) 

Thanks to Fanny, a cleaner butthole won’t cost you a bathroom remodel. In fact, it won’t even run up your electric bill. Just hook up the bidet attachment to your toilet, wait until doody calls, then poop, rinse and repeat.

Trust us, once you add pleasure to your business, you’ll never look back.

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Choose your fighter

Two of the finest specimens of the bidet world. In one corner: your classic fresh-water bidet attachment. In the other: well, the same actually, but with a warm water option for those who prefer the fancier things in life.

Fanny

Fanny

Fanny Hotshot

Fanny Hotshot

Water temperature

Cool water

Warm water

Knob colors

Tech needs

All you need is your toilet

Access to your sink, too

Electricity

No hookups needed here

Or here

Installation time

10 mins (faster if you gotta go)

Allow 12 mins (our record is 8)

Slim Design

Low profile bidet that allows the toilet seat to close all the way, just like normal.

How to use

  • 1
    Ready

    Take a seat, super-pooper. Make yourself comfortable, why don’t you?

  • 2
    Aim

    Done the dirty? Adjust the pressure and angle using the knobs for precise poop removal.

  • 3
    Fire

    Let Fanny’s fresh-water jet loose on that b-hind before patting dry with a few sheets of TP.

All Fanny's private parts, right there in the box

Ain’t nothin’ Pandora about this box. When you bag yourself a Fanny, you get everything you need to install your bidet toilet seat in time for your next poop.

Sprayer angle adjuster

Fanny sprayer

Water flow control knob

Toilet seat bumpers

Anti-slip pads

Brass Adapter

Stainless steel braided hose

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

How to install

  • 1
    Connect her up

    Find the water port on your Fanny console and attach it to the toilet seat’s hose line. Look, you're basically a plumber now.

  • 2
    Saddle up
  • 3
    Go Flush Yourself™
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Our biggest fannies

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

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