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Why should bambinos have all the fun? The Neatcheeks adult wet wipes are up there with the fanciest of flushable wet wipes. One wipe of the tush and “whoosh”—gone for good.

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Clean ingredients that will wipe a smile on your face

Like our moms always tell us, it’s what’s on the inside that counts. That’s why we’re pretty picky about what goes into our Neatcheeks water wipes.

Water

Aka good old-fashioned, holier-than-holy H2O—and a whole lot of it. Because only water (and its all-natural friends) belong in our waterways.

Bamboo

One of the softest, squishiest substances known to man. Bamboo doesn’t just dissolve in seconds, it’s super sustainable, too—woohoo!

Squalane

This not-so-secret ingredient mimics the body's natural moisturizer (aka sebum). It’s also 100% plant-based, so it’s all-natural, baby.

Full ingredients

Neat Ingredient

Cheeky translation

Water

Yep, you guessed it.

Squalane

The most pure (100% sugarcane-derived), sustainable moisturizer in all the land.

Glycerin

A moisture magnet made from plants

Decyl Glucoside

A gentle cleansing agent made from––you guessed it––plants.

Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

An antioxidant vitamin that hydrates and protects your cheeks.

Sodium Benzoate

Just a li’l food-grade preservative for, ya know, preserving.

Citric Acid

A pH-balancing queen.

Potassium Sorbate

Oh look, another food-grade preservative.

Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract

A skin-soother extraordinaire. Detoxes too!

Sweet Citrus Blend

An oil friend group best known for their antibacterial, antiseptic, and anti-inflammatory talents.

Herbal Blend

Did someone say natural cleansing and reduction of skin bacteria?

Cucumber Extract

A fresh way to reduce inflammation and calm the skin.

FlushScience for
quicker dissolve

Made from bamboo

Dermatologist
approved

Over 99% water

Plant-based

Animal test free

FlushScience for
quicker dissolve

Made from bamboo

Dermatologist
approved

Over 99% water

Plant-based

Animal test free

FlushScience for
quicker dissolve

Made from bamboo

Dermatologist
approved

Over 99% water

Plant-based

Animal test free

A whole lotta tissues for your bathroom issues

By flushable wet wipes standards, these ones are whoppers. Each Neatcheeks wipe measures 7 x 8 inches, so one wipe is all it takes to freshen that tush. They’re even made from bamboo for extra plushiness—because our booties deserve the best.

Designed to wipe out messes, not pipes

Plungers (and pants) down, people. Made with FlushScience™ for a quicker dissolve, our Neatcheeks flushable wet wipes are every pipe’s dream. Once flushed, each wipe breaks down in just 3 seconds flat—that’s almost as fast as toilet paper.

Our biggest fannies

"Love these soft n' squishy wipes. My tush has never felt cleaner."

"I recently made the switch from regular TP to flushable wipes, and boy does my butt thank me for it."

"Finally, wipes that are big enough for adult-sized butts, but gentle enough to use on my kids, too. Thank you Fanny."

"Love these soft n' squishy wipes. My tush has never felt cleaner."

"I recently made the switch from regular TP to flushable wipes, and boy does my butt thank me for it."

"Finally, wipes that are big enough for adult-sized butts, but gentle enough to use on my kids, too. Thank you Fanny."

"Love these soft n' squishy wipes. My tush has never felt cleaner."

"I recently made the switch from regular TP to flushable wipes, and boy does my butt thank me for it."

"Finally, wipes that are big enough for adult-sized butts, but gentle enough to use on my kids, too. Thank you Fanny."

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