FAQs

They sure are. These plant-based flushable wipes are as gentle as can be. We even added squalane—a plant extract that mimics the body's natural moisturizer (aka sebum). So they’re perfect for all human bums.

Why the heck not? Public restrooms, campsites—if there’s a toilet where you can flush ‘em down, then feel free, friends. Just don’t go littering the wilderness with your mountain money. They might be all-natural, but that doesn’t mean you can leave a trail behind you.

We made our flushable wipes nice and big (7”x 8”), so you should only need one or two to get the job done. But if you need more, we’d recommend flushing no more than four wipes at once—just in case your pipes aren’t up to it.

You betcha. Made with FlushScience™ technology for optimum dissolvability, these flushable wipes are every pipe’s dream. 

First up, flushable adult wet wipes are a lot gentler than our old pal TP (especially the cheap, scratchy stuff). Plus, water wipes are way more hygienic, too. So you get that bidet-clean feeling in just one wipe.

We’re glad you asked. Bamboo grows super fast, making it more sustainable than cutting down trees. You get that soft ‘n’ squishy feel—minus any nasty plastics. And, thanks to our FlushScience™ technology, our bamboo wet wipes dissolve into nothingness as soon as they’re flushed.

Right here, friends. Our 3-ply toilet paper comes in packs of 24. And because we like rewarding our biggest fannies with big savings, the more you add to your cart, the less cash you’ll flush down the can.

Good question. For one, bamboo is softer and squishier than tree bark. It also grows faster than trees, too (almost 3 feet a day), so it’s a much more sustainable choice for butt wiping.

Because it grows faster and there’s less water needed in the production process, bamboo toilet paper is the more eco-friendly choice when compared to traditional TP. But, if you want to be the ultimate eco-warrior in the bathroom, then a bidet is the weapon of choice.

Like any proud parent, we love our flushable wipes and toilet paper equally. However, for a softer, gentler, and more hygienic butt cleanse, our flushable wipes are the one. But, if you simply want to pat that butt dry after a quick bidet blast, toilet paper is your go-to guy.

All our bamboo is sustainably sourced. This means that the rate it grows (which is pretty darn fast, by the way) will always exceed the rate at which it’s harvested. And since panda bears are pretty picky (only eating two varieties out of the 100s of species of bamboo), there’s always plenty to go around.

Made with three layers of sheets, this triple threat is thicker, stronger, and more absorbent than its peers. So if you only want the best for your booty, trust us—this one is pretty fly for a 3-ply.

You can’t put a price on good poops. Well, actually, you can. Rebooty just so happens to be one of the cheapest recycled toilet papers on the market. Not only is it longer, stronger, and squishier than most, but it comes in at just a few cents a sheet.

Heck, no! You won’t find us sifting through sewage in the name of sustainability. But you will find us gathering up old paperwork like office memos, newspapers, and love letters so it can be reborn as 3-ply, ultra-absorbent, and 100% recycled toilet paper.

Wrong again. Thanks to its super-soft 3-ply structure, Rebooty is up there with the best of the best. We’ve made our rolls nice ‘n’ long, too (400 sheets, to be exact), so you get more butt-wiping power for your buck.

Magic… But seriously, it is a pretty neat trick. The natural oils in Derri-Air create a barrier on the surface of the toilet water, so any odors get trapped right under it. Then, once the water gets flushed, all the stinky stuff gets washed away with it.

Two spritzes per poop is all it takes. By our calculations, that’s around 250 uses per 4oz bottle. In pooper's terms, that’s around one 4oz bottle per month* (or an 8oz bottle if your bathroom is shared by a pair of butts). *Spray might go faster depending on how much espresso you drink.

No cutting-edge science or crazy voodoo around here—just Mama Earth doing her thing. We figured out that oils form an effective barrier when they float on water. So, add some fancy-smelling essential oils to a water base and voilà: an all-natural poop spray.

Not if you want to avoid a whodunit scenario. Derri-Air works by creating a barrier on the top of the water to seal in the stinkiness. Spray after you’ve done the dirty and we can guarantee those odors will have already escaped.

Oh yes. Two sprays are all it takes to trap those smells beneath the surface—without leaving any residue.

If we can make something as effective as Derri-Air with just plants, then why wouldn’t we? We believe only water and its all-natural friends belong in our waterways, so going plant-based helps make our planet cleaner and healthier for everyone.

While cold and warm water bidets both promise a great butt-cleaning experience, opting for a warm water bidet just takes things up a notch. Warm water isn’t just more comfortable on the tush, it’s also more effective when it comes to removing bad bacteria—which is always a bonus.

Don’t struggle in silence, friend. If you can’t find the info you need in the Fanny help center, get in touch with our team for a helping hand. We’ll have you flushin’ that fanny in no time.

Like a cold shower to wake up in the morning? Or perhaps you’re one of those people that’s into ice baths? Look no further than the original Fanny. Wanna take your butt to the spa? Then check out our warm water bidet, the Fanny Hotshot.

We could talk all day about the benefits of a bidet. A cleaner butt. Lower risk of future health problems. Less money spent on wipes and toilet paper. A big tick in the eco-friendly box. We could go on…  

A heck of a lot easier than a bathroom reno, we’ll tell you that for free. Each Fanny comes with detailed installation instructions. But if you need an extra hand, visit our How to install page or reach out to the Fanny team.

It sure will. The average pooper uses 1.5 rolls of toilet paper per week. But with a bidet, you can cut that right down. You’ll also be saving water, too. Instead of multiple wipes and flushes, just a quick blast from Fanny and you’re done.

Sure, if they’re unopened or haven’t touched your butt, then you can return them to us within 30 days and get a full refund. Head to our returns portal to get started.

As soon as you hit “buy”, we get everything packaged up and posted to you, pronto. Usually, it takes between 1 and 4 days to receive your items. So if they haven’t shown up in 5, then get in touch and we’ll do some detective work.

Our warehouse team love getting new orders in—so much so that they’ve probably picked and packed your order faster than you can say “Dammit, I forgot to get toilet paper!” This means that as soon as your order is submitted, you won’t be able to make any changes. But you can return anything that’s unopened within 30 days for a full refund.

As long as it hasn't touched your butt or your toilet, everything is covered under our "It Wasn't Me" guarantee. Plus, returns postage is on us. Head to our returns portal to get started.

Most orders qualify for free shipping in the United States. If you’re in Hawaii or Alaska, there may be a small fee for getting your goods to you—but we’ll let you know at the checkout.

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