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Our impact

Our bidets and bathroom supplies are designed to level up your pooping experience. But we’re also doing what we can to leave the world a better place than we found it.

We’re making the world cleaner, one butt at a time

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Better for poopers—and the planet, too

We only use all-natural ingredients that are kind to us and the planet. Because if Mama Earth ain’t happy, ain't nobody happy.

Do a little good while you doo-doo

We make a charity donation with each purchase. So you can give yourself that extra pat on the butt every time you take a poop.

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Everything for your bathroom and butt

With Fanny, you can fill up your shopping cart and bathroom in one hit. And less time spent shopping leaves more time for pooping.

Full ingredients

A cleaner bathroom experience, from top to bottoms...

Helping a sh*tty industry clean up its act

Lots of other brands take the quick and dirty route. Crappy ingredients, tons of plastic waste—you get the picture. We owe it to ourselves to doo-doo better. And we’re here to do just that.

Flying the flag for better butt health

A squeaky-clean fanny isn’t just for show, you know. Using a bidet is proven to reduce the risk of future health issues. So take care of that tushy and trust us, it will love you right back. 

Giving you a butt-load more for your dollar

Subscribe to any of our wipes, sprays, or toilet paper, and you’ll automatically get 30% off. The more products you add to your cart…and heart (aww!), the less cash you flush down the toilet.

We give back with every order

Every time you purchase something, we’ll donate a roll of toilet paper to charity. We’re talking food banks, homeless shelters, women’s refuges, and wildlife rescue centers. Because we all gotta doo-doo—and it’s the least we can do.

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Sign up for monthly or quarterly deliveries of our wipes, sprays, and toilet paper and save up to 30%!

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