Bidet attachment Fanny

The Best Non-Electric Bidet from Front to Back

Fanny

Fanny Hotshot

Knob color

Our Black Friday Sale Has Begun!

Turns out bidets aren’t just more eco-friendly than our old friend TP, they’re also pretty darn great for derrière self-care (can we get a “hell yeah”?)

Thanks to Fanny, a cleaner butthole won’t cost you a bathroom remodel. In fact, it won’t even run up your electric bill. Just hook up the bidet attachment to your toilet, wait until doody calls, then poop, rinse and repeat.

Trust us, once you add pleasure to your business, you’ll never look back.

Steady pressure flow control from light mist to deep clean (start slow!)
Easy auto nozzle clean to keep the sprayer like new
Angle adjuster to aim front to back
Water is room temp from your clean tank
Features brass plumbing components to last for many years leak-free (unlike many other bidets out there)
Easy DIY installation with free install support
Ultra slim design with a beautiful custom knob
No electricity needed

Smooth water pressure control for light cleans to deep cleans
Precision nozzle adjuster to aim front to back with ease
Automatic nozzle clean mode
Ultra slim design with an easy to clean fit
A choice of brass and antimicrobial (aka ick-proof) wooden knobs that'll elevate your toilet ambiance
Includes brass plumbing fixtures
Free toilet seat bumper set (for a smoother ride)

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We donate 1 TP roll

with every order

Free shipping on

orders over $40

Free gift if you buy 2

Yes, gifts for deuces!

Compatible with 99% of
toilets (or your money back)

We donate 1 TP roll

with every order

Free shipping on

orders over $40

Free gift if you buy 2

Yes, gifts for deuces!

Compatible with 99% of
toilets (or your money back)

We donate 1 TP roll

with every order

Free shipping on

orders over $40

Free gift if you buy 2

Yes, gifts for deuces!

Compatible with 99% of
toilets (or your money back)

Choose your fighter

Choose your fighter

Two of the finest specimens of the bidet world. In one corner: your classic fresh-water bidet attachment. In the other: well, the same actually, but with a warm water option for those who prefer the fancier things in life.

Fanny

Fanny Hotshot

Water temperature

Cool water

Warm water

Cool water

Warm water

Knob colors

Tech needs

All you need is your toilet

Access to your sink, too

All you need is your toilet

Access to your sink, too

Electricity

No hookups needed here

Or here

No hookups needed here

Or here

Installation time

10 mins (faster if you gotta go)

Allow 12 mins (our record is 8)

10 mins (faster if you gotta go)

Allow 12 mins (our record is 8)

Slim Design

Low profile bidet that allows the toilet seat to close all the way, just like normal.

Anti-Slip Pads

Each bidet comes with two anti-slip pads to prevent shifting.

Rotating Flanges

The flanges spin a full 360 degrees. Just spin until they match the bolt holes for your toilet seat. Fun times!

Fanny Sprayer

The nozzle extends to spray you with clean water, then gives itself a rinse as it retracts—because even bidets know cleanliness is next to... well, you know. It tucks itself away like it’s on a spa retreat when not in use. Fancy, right?

Water Flow Control Knob

Adjust the water pressure to your preferred ‘ahh’ comfort level because your fanny deserves a customized spa day. Oh, and give the knob a spin to the right and let the nozzle clean itself because even your bidet has standards.

Sprayer Angle Adjuster

Because nothing says ‘luxury’ like adjusting the nozzle to hit that perfect spray angle. Aiming has never been so satisfying!

Toilet Seat Bumpers

Each bidet comes with toilet seat bumpers that provide buffering and protection for your toilet seat.

How to use

1

Ready

Take a seat, super-pooper. Make yourself comfortable, why don’t you?
2

Aim

Done the dirty? Adjust the pressure and angle using the knobs for precise poop removal.
3

Fire

Let Fanny’s fresh-water jet loose on that b-hind before patting dry with a few sheets of TP.

All Fanny's private parts, right there in the box

Ain’t nothin’ Pandora about this box. When you bag yourself a Fanny, you get everything you need to install your bidet toilet seat in time for your next poop.

Sprayer angle adjuster

Fanny sprayer

Water flow control knob

Toilet seat bumpers

Anti-slip pads

Brass Adapter

Stainless steel braided hose

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

How to install

1

Connect her up

Find the water port on your Fanny console and attach it to the toilet seat’s hose line. Look, you're basically a plumber now.
2

Saddle up

Line up the bidet attachment on your toilet bowl, then screw your toilet seat back into position.
3

Go Flush Yourself™

Congratulations on becoming a bidet bigshot. Let the fanny flushin’ commence.

See detailed instructions

Our biggest fannies

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

FAQs

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While cold and warm water bidets both promise a great butt-cleaning experience, opting for a warm water bidet just takes things up a notch. Warm water isn’t just more comfortable on the tush, it’s also more effective when it comes to removing bad bacteria—which is always a bonus.

Don’t struggle in silence, friend. If you can’t find the info you need in the Fanny help center, get in touch with our team for a helping hand. We’ll have you flushin’ that fanny in no time.

Like a cold shower to wake up in the morning? Or perhaps you’re one of those people that’s into ice baths? Look no further than the original Fanny. Wanna take your butt to the spa? Then check out our warm water bidet, the Fanny Hotshot.

We could talk all day about the benefits of a bidet. A cleaner butt. Lower risk of future health problems. Less money spent on wipes and toilet paper. A big tick in the eco-friendly box. We could go on…

A heck of a lot easier than a bathroom reno, we’ll tell you that for free. Each Fanny comes with detailed installation instructions. But if you need an extra hand, visit our help center or reach out to the Fanny team.

It sure will. The average pooper uses 1.5 rolls of toilet paper per week. But with a bidet, you can cut that right down. You’ll also be saving water, too. Instead of multiple wipes and flushes, just a quick blast from Fanny and you’re done.