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Bidet attachment  Fanny

The Best Non-Electric Bidet from Front to Back

Fanny

Fanny Hotshot

Knob color

Save big on our best selling bidet!

Our biggest bidet sale of the year ends soon. Plus, you'll earn a butt-ton of other rewards too, like 2% cashback auto-applied!

Turns out bidets aren’t just more eco-friendly than our old friend TP, they’re also pretty darn great for derrière self-care (can we get a “hell yeah”?) 

Thanks to Fanny, a cleaner butthole won’t cost you a bathroom remodel. In fact, it won’t even run up your electric bill. Just hook up the bidet attachment to your toilet, wait until doody calls, then poop, rinse and repeat.

Trust us, once you add pleasure to your business, you’ll never look back.

  • Steady pressure flow control from light mist to deep clean (start slow!)
  • Easy auto nozzle clean to keep the sprayer like new
  • Angle adjuster to aim front to back
  • Water is room temp from your clean tank
  • Features brass plumbing components to last for many years leak-free (unlike many other bidets out there)
  • Easy DIY installation with free install support
  • Ultra slim design with a beautiful custom knob
  • No electricity needed
  • Smooth water pressure control for light cleans to deep cleans
  • Precision nozzle adjuster to aim front to back with ease
  • Automatic nozzle clean mode
  • Ultra slim design with an easy to clean fit
  • A choice of brass and antimicrobial (aka ick-proof) wooden knobs that'll elevate your toilet ambiance
  • Includes brass plumbing fixtures
  • Free toilet seat bumper set (for a smoother ride)
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Two of the finest specimens of the bidet world. In one corner: your classic fresh-water bidet attachment. In the other: well, the same actually, but with a warm water option for those who prefer the fancier things in life.

Fanny

Fanny

Fanny Hotshot

Fanny Hotshot

Water temperature

Cool water

Warm water

Knob colors

Tech needs

All you need is your toilet

Access to your sink, too

Electricity

No hookups needed here

Or here

Installation time

10 mins (faster if you gotta go)

Allow 12 mins (our record is 8)

How to use

  • 1
    Ready

    Take a seat, super-pooper. Make yourself comfortable, why don’t you?

  • 2
    Aim

    Done the dirty? Adjust the pressure and angle using the knobs for precise poop removal.

  • 3
    Fire

    Let Fanny’s fresh-water jet loose on that b-hind before patting dry with a few sheets of TP.

All Fanny's private parts, right there in the box

Ain’t nothin’ Pandora about this box. When you bag yourself a Fanny, you get everything you need to install your bidet toilet seat in time for your next poop.

Sprayer angle adjuster

Fanny sprayer

Water flow control knob

Toilet seat bumpers

Anti-slip pads

Brass Adapter

Stainless steel braided hose

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

Free installation support

Compatible with 99% of toilets

Free gift when you pick two (yes, deuce rewards)

How to install

  • 1
    Connect her up

    Find the water port on your Fanny console and attach it to the toilet seat’s hose line. Look, you're basically a plumber now.

  • 2
    Saddle up

    Line up the bidet attachment on your toilet bowl, then screw your toilet seat back into position.

  • 3
    Go Flush Yourself™

    Congratulations on becoming a bidet bigshot. Let the fanny flushin’ commence.

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Our biggest fannies

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

Overall rating: 4.8073206 / 5 from 1448 reviews.

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Purchased a bidet and the

"Purchased a bidet and the t valve arrived broken. After going to the hardware store twice and trouble shooting for four hours I realized it was definitely broken. I reached out to Fanny and revived emails back saying their address doesn’t exist. The help page on their site does not exist. Fanny is basically a scam at this point. Do not purchase from them"

— Max T. (1/5)

A very functional and affordable

"A very functional and affordable bidet attachment. It covers the basics well and adds useful extras."

— Aldridge C. (5/5)

A very functional and affordable

"A very functional and affordable bidet attachment. It covers the basics well and adds useful extras."

— Aldridge C. (5/5)

A very functional and affordable

"A very functional and affordable bidet attachment. It covers the basics well and adds useful extras."

— Aldridge C. (5/5)

For a simple bidet attachment,

"For a simple bidet attachment, this has a very complete set of features. The self-cleaning nozzle and pressure adjustment are both very helpful."

— Kauffman A. (5/5)

For a simple bidet attachment,

"For a simple bidet attachment, this has a very complete set of features. The self-cleaning nozzle and pressure adjustment are both very helpful."

— Kauffman A. (5/5)

For a simple bidet attachment,

"For a simple bidet attachment, this has a very complete set of features. The self-cleaning nozzle and pressure adjustment are both very helpful."

— Kauffman A. (5/5)

A very useful bathroom upgrade

"A very useful bathroom upgrade at a reasonable price. The attachment feels sturdy and the cleaning performance is excellent."

— Ratliff Z. (5/5)

A very useful bathroom upgrade

"A very useful bathroom upgrade at a reasonable price. The attachment feels sturdy and the cleaning performance is excellent."

— Ratliff Z. (5/5)

A very useful bathroom upgrade

"A very useful bathroom upgrade at a reasonable price. The attachment feels sturdy and the cleaning performance is excellent."

— Ratliff Z. (5/5)

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While cold and warm water bidets both promise a great butt-cleaning experience, opting for a warm water bidet just takes things up a notch. Warm water isn’t just more comfortable on the tush, it’s also more effective when it comes to removing bad bacteria—which is always a bonus.

Don’t struggle in silence, friend. If you can’t find the info you need in the Fanny help center, get in touch with our team for a helping hand. We’ll have you flushin’ that fanny in no time.

Like a cold shower to wake up in the morning? Or perhaps you’re one of those people that’s into ice baths? Look no further than the original Fanny. Wanna take your butt to the spa? Then check out our warm water bidet, the Fanny Hotshot.

We could talk all day about the benefits of a bidet. A cleaner butt. Lower risk of future health problems. Less money spent on wipes and toilet paper. A big tick in the eco-friendly box. We could go on…

A heck of a lot easier than a bathroom reno, we’ll tell you that for free. Each Fanny comes with detailed installation instructions. But if you need an extra hand, visit our help center or reach out to the Fanny team.

It sure will. The average pooper uses 1.5 rolls of toilet paper per week. But with a bidet, you can cut that right down. You’ll also be saving water, too. Instead of multiple wipes and flushes, just a quick blast from Fanny and you’re done.

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