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New to the world of bidet toilets? Or perhaps you were innocently scanning the World Wide Web for the best bidet attachments. Well listen up, fellow pooper. Tell the old you to go flush yourself. Because the new you takes your butt to the spa every day.

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Knob color

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Fanny

The Best Non-Electric Bidet from Front to Back

$99.00 $74.00

25% off

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Knob color

Bidet attachment

Fanny Hotshot

A warm water bidet (for those who like it fancy)

$124.00 $106.00

15% off

Choose your fighter Choose your fighter

Two of the finest specimens of the bidet world. In one corner: your classic fresh-water bidet attachment. In the other: well, the same actually, but with a warm water option for those who prefer the fancier things in life.

Fanny

Fanny Hotshot

Water Temperature

Cool Water

Warm Water

Cool Water

Warm Water

Knob Options

Tech Needs

All you need is your toilet

Access to your sink, too

All you need is your toilet

Access to your sink, too

Electricity

No hookups needed here

Or here

No hookups needed here

Or here

Installation Time

10 mins (faster if you gotta go)

Allow 12 mins (our record is 8)

10 mins (faster if you gotta go)

Allow 12 mins (our record is 8)

Build your own fanny pack

You'll be over the moon about us

We bend over backwards for your backside

Proudly the #2 bidet in the world

You'll be over the moon about us

We bend over backwards for your backside

Proudly the #2 bidet in the world

You'll be over the moon about us

We bend over backwards for your backside

Proudly the #2 bidet in the world

Our biggest fannies

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"