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We bend over backwards for your backside

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From
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and
wipes
to
TP
and
toilet
sprays,
our
asspirational
bathroom
goods
are
making
the
world
cleaner,
one
butt
at
a
time.

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Fanny

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Warm water bidet (for those who like it fancy)

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The toilet spray that says adieu to number twos

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Like regular toilet paper, just bambooier

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Flushable wipes you’ll be over your moon about

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We
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for
people
who
want
to
do
a
little
good
while
they
doo-doo

Our impact
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My
dry-wiping,
caveman
days
are
well
and
truly
behind
me.
Believe
me
when
I
say,
once
you
go
bidet
you
never
go
back
.

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Our biggest fannies

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."