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Flushable wet wipes  Neatcheeks

Smells like: Nothin’ at all. Zilch. Nada.

Cucumber & Sweet Citrus

Sweet Almond & Coconut

Unscented

Which size is right for me?

No. of butts per household
No. packs per month
1
3
2
6
3-4
12
5-6
18
7-8
24
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Wave goodbye to bog-standard butt-wiping, and say hello to neater cheeks. Featuring nothin’ but water and a few all-natural ingredients of the nourishing kind, our Neatcheeks wet wipes are neat, tidy and flushably almighty. 

They’re made from soft and squishy bamboo—one of the most sustainable materials Mama Earth has to offer—so you won’t feel bad about using them by the butt-load. And, thanks to our FlushScience™ technology, they disappear into nothingness in seconds—making them your U-bend’s new best friend.

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Smells like

Nothin’ at all. Zilch. Nada.

Neat Ingredient
Cheeky translation
Water
Yep, you guessed it.
Squalane
The most pure (100% sugarcane-derived), sustainable moisturizer in all the land.
Glycerin
A moisture magnet made from plants
Decyl Glucoside
A gentle cleansing agent made from––you guessed it––plants.
Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
An antioxidant vitamin that hydrates and protects your cheeks.
Sodium Benzoate
Just a li’l food-grade preservative for, ya know, preserving.
Citric Acid
A pH-balancing queen.
Potassium Sorbate
Oh look, another food-grade preservative.
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract
A skin-soother extraordinaire. Detoxes too!

Freshen up

Flush it down

Flaunt your fanny

Wiping Power

8/8

Flushability

8/8

Plushiness

6/8

All-naturalness

7/8

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Clean ingredients that will wipe a smile on your face

Like our moms always tell us, it’s what’s on the inside that counts. That’s why we’re pretty picky about what goes into our Neatcheeks water wipes.

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Squalane

This not-so-secret ingredient mimics the body's natural moisturizer (aka sebum). It’s also 100% plant-based, so it’s all-natural, baby.

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Aloe vera

This plant-based princess gently soothes and detoxifies the skin, making her perfect for sensitive Sallys and uber-delicate baby bums.

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Bamboo

One of the softest, squishiest substances known to man. Bamboo doesn’t just dissolve in seconds, it’s super sustainable, too—woohoo!

Full ingredients

Neat Ingredient
Cheeky translation
Water
Yep, you guessed it.
Squalane
The most pure (100% sugarcane-derived), sustainable moisturizer in all the land.
Glycerin
A moisture magnet made from plants
Decyl Glucoside
A gentle cleansing agent made from––you guessed it––plants.
Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
An antioxidant vitamin that hydrates and protects your cheeks.
Sodium Benzoate
Just a li’l food-grade preservative for, ya know, preserving.
Citric Acid
A pH-balancing queen.
Potassium Sorbate
Oh look, another food-grade preservative.
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract
A skin-soother extraordinaire. Detoxes too!

How to use

  • 1
    Freshen up

    Public restroom or your own porcelain throne—grab a wipe and freshen up those cheeks.

  • 2
    Flush it down

    Relax, the FlushScience technology makes these babies dissolve in a matter of seconds.

  • 3
    Flaunt your fanny

    The result? Cheeks so neat you can’t help but show them off.

A whole lotta tissues for your bathroom issues

By flushable wet wipes standards, these ones are whoppers. Each Neatcheeks wipe measures 7 x 8 inches, so one wipe is all it takes to freshen that tush. They’re even made from bamboo for extra plushiness—because our booties deserve the best.

Designed to wipe out messes, not pipes

Plungers (and pants) down, people. Made with FlushScience™ for a quicker dissolve, our Neatcheeks flushable wet wipes are every pipe’s dream. Once flushed, each wipe breaks down in just 3 seconds flat—that’s almost as fast as our old pal toilet paper.

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Our biggest fannies

"Love these soft n' squishy wipes. My tush has never felt cleaner."

"I recently made the switch from regular TP to flushable wipes, and boy does my butt thank me for it."

"Finally, wipes that are big enough for adult-sized butts, but gentle enough to use on my kids, too. Thank you Fanny."

"Love these soft n' squishy wipes. My tush has never felt cleaner."

"I recently made the switch from regular TP to flushable wipes, and boy does my butt thank me for it."

"Finally, wipes that are big enough for adult-sized butts, but gentle enough to use on my kids, too. Thank you Fanny."

"Love these soft n' squishy wipes. My tush has never felt cleaner."

"I recently made the switch from regular TP to flushable wipes, and boy does my butt thank me for it."

"Finally, wipes that are big enough for adult-sized butts, but gentle enough to use on my kids, too. Thank you Fanny."

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They sure are. These plant-based flushable wipes are as gentle as can be. We even added squalane—a plant extract that mimics the body's natural moisturizer (aka sebum). So they’re perfect for all human bums.

Why the heck not? Public restrooms, campsites—if there’s a toilet where you can flush ‘em down, then feel free, friends. Just don’t go littering the wilderness with your mountain money. They might be all-natural, but that doesn’t mean you can leave a trail behind you.

We made our flushable wipes nice and big (7”x 8”), so you should only need one or two to get the job done. But if you need more, we’d recommend flushing no more than four wipes at once—just in case your pipes aren’t up to it.

You betcha. Made with FlushScience™ technology for optimum dissolvability, these flushable wipes are every pipe’s dream. 

First up, flushable adult wet wipes are a lot gentler than our old pal TP (especially the cheap, scratchy stuff). Plus, water wipes are way more hygienic, too. So you get that bidet-clean feeling in just one wipe.

We’re glad you asked. Bamboo grows super fast, making it more sustainable than cutting down trees. You get that soft ‘n’ squishy feel—minus any nasty plastics. And, thanks to our FlushScience™ technology, our bamboo wet wipes dissolve into nothingness as soon as they’re flushed.

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