No Plumber Needed: Installing a Bidet Is Simpler Than You Think

Let’s be honest: when you hear the word "bidet," you probably picture some fancy, high-tech Japanese contraption that only rich people or luxury hotel rooms have. And maybe you think, “That’s cool for them, but not for me. I’ll stick with my trusty toilet paper, thanks.” Well, I’m here to tell you that the myths surrounding bidets are as outdated as dial-up internet. Installing one is easier than setting up your TV remote (no kidding), and the benefits? Let’s just say you’ll wonder why you didn’t switch sooner.

Let’s bust these myths wide open and give you the truth about bidets, so you can join the clean-bottomed revolution.

Myth #1: “I Need to Be a Plumber to Install a Bidet”

“I don’t even know how to fix a leaky faucet. A bidet? I’m out.”

Good news: you don’t need to be a plumbing genius to install a bidet. In fact, you don’t even need to be mildly handy. Most bidet attachments simply connect to your toilet’s existing water line. That’s it. You unscrew the water hose, attach a new one to the bidet, and boom, your bathroom just became a spa.

It’s literally as simple as screwing in a lightbulb, except this time, it’s your butt that gets the royal treatment.

Myth #2: “I Need a Fancy, Expensive Toilet for a Bidet”

“I have a regular toilet. No way a bidet will work with that.”

Spoiler alert: Fanny bidets fit almost every toilet, from your standard one to the sleekest modern throne. Whether you’ve got a round toilet or an elongated one, there’s a bidet for you. And the best part? You don’t need to shell out for a $2,000 fancy toilet, there are plenty of affordable bidet attachments that are just as good (if not better) than the high-end models.

So, forget the myth that only posh toilets get to have bidets. Your plain old toilet deserves a little luxury, too.

Myth #3: “My Bathroom Will Look Like a NASA Control Center”

“I spent years making my bathroom look like a Pinterest board. A bidet will totally ruin the vibe.”

Let me guess: you’ve spent countless hours arranging the perfect bathroom aesthetic, soft towels, matching rugs, all that jazz. And then you picture a big, clunky bidet attachment and shudder. But here's the thing: modern bidet attachments are sleek, compact, and designed to blend right in with your toilet. Some look so high-tech and cool, you’ll wonder why you didn’t add one sooner.

It’s not the eyesore you imagine; it’s an upgrade. You’re not just adding a bidet, you’re adding style.

Myth #4: “Bidets Will Flood My Bathroom”

“I’m just picturing a water park in my bathroom.”

We get it. The idea of water spraying from a nozzle near your rear might sound like the setup for a very different kind of home disaster. But fear not! Bidets are designed to be leak-proof and come with built-in safety features. As long as you install it properly (which, again, is super easy), you’re not going to flood your bathroom and you definitely won’t need a mop after each use.

No, bidets aren’t secretly plotting to flood your floors and ruin your bathroom tiles. They just want to keep you clean.

Myth #5: “Bidets Are Only for Women”

“A bidet? Isn’t that just for, uh, ladies?”

Let’s be clear: bidets are for everyone. Whether you’re a man, woman, or somewhere in between, a bidet can benefit your hygiene routine. Men can enjoy the comfort and cleanliness a bidet provides, too (and let’s face it, you don’t want to walk around with a not-so-fresh feeling).

It’s 2025, folks. It’s time to stop associating bidets with a specific gender and start treating them as a universal bathroom upgrade. Your rear end will thank you.

Myth #6: “Bidets Use Too Much Water”

“I’m all for saving the planet, but how much water are we talking about here?”

Here’s the truth: bidets actually save water. That’s right, they’re the eco-friendly heroes you didn’t know you needed. Think about it, producing toilet paper uses gallons of water, energy, and trees. Fanny bidets, on the other hand, use just a fraction of the water, about 1/8th of a gallon per use, and don’t require trees to be chopped down. So, while you might be concerned about water waste, using a bidet actually saves the planet (and your conscience).

I mean, if you’re worried about water, let’s start with the fact that it takes about 37 gallons of water to produce a single roll of toilet paper. So, really, which is more water-efficient?

Myth #7: “Cold Water Bidets Are Too Cold”

“I’m not about to get blasted by ice water down there.”

Look, we’re not saying you’re going to be showered with freezing cold water in the middle of winter, but some people do worry that cold water bidets are like jumping into an icy lake. Truth is, while it can be a little shocking at first, depending on where you live and what time of year it is, the cold water actually feels refreshing after a while. And if you can’t handle it, don’t worry, many bidets come with a warm-water option.

You can always start with a cold-water bidet and see how it goes. Trust me, after a few uses, you'll feel like a pro. It’s just a good, clean shock to the system.

Myth #8: “Bidets Are Hard to Maintain”

“I’m already too busy for complicated gadgets. I can’t keep up with a fancy bidet!”

Don’t worry, maintaining a bidet is just as easy as wiping with toilet paper. Most bidets have self-cleaning nozzles that keep things hygienic and easy. Just a quick wipe-down of the surface during your regular bathroom cleaning, and you’re good to go. It’s much less maintenance than you might think.

Myth #9: “Bidets Are a Fad”

“I’m not going to waste my time on some trendy thing that’s going to disappear in a year.”

Here’s the thing: bidets have been around for centuries, seriously, they predate toilet paper. They’ve been a staple in Europe and Asia for years. The fact that they’re now becoming mainstream in the U.S. isn’t just a passing trend. People are catching on to the fact that bidets are a smarter, cleaner, and more eco-friendly way to take care of business.

No, this is not a flash-in-the-pan trend. Bidets are slowly becoming a must-have for all bathrooms.

Myth #10: “Bidets Are Hard to Use”

“I’ll never get the hang of it. It’s probably so complicated!”

It’s actually super simple. Most bidets, such as a Fanny bidet, have just a couple of buttons or knobs, one for water pressure, one for adjusting the water temperature(if you have a warm water bidet), and one for adjusting the spray direction. After just a couple of uses, you'll feel like a pro. And honestly, how complicated is turning a knob or pressing a button to feel fresh and clean? It’s not rocket science.

The Final Take: Stop Being Intimidated and Go For It

So, there you have it. Bidets are not some mystical, scary contraption designed only for the ultra-rich or bathroom enthusiasts with too much free time. They’re simple, affordable, and easy to install, plus, they give you a clean, comfortable, and eco-friendly bathroom experience.

Stop worrying about the myths and start enjoying a more hygienic, sustainable way to wipe. After a few bathroom sessions, you'll be glad you switched to a bidet and wonder how you ever lived without one.