Why Women Should Choose A Bidet Over Toilet Paper

Alright, ladies, let’s talk about something that’ll upgrade your bathroom game from the Stone Age to, well, a civilized era: a Fanny Bidet. The concept is simple—clean with water instead of dry paper. Revolutionary? Hardly. People around the world have been doing this for ages. So why are we still relying on toilet paper, a product that leaves us scrubbing away and praying that “strong and absorbent” actually means something? It’s time to give the bidet a try.

Added Benefits

• Upgrade Your Period Care: Having a heavy flow day? A bidet helps you stay fresh and clean. 
• Reduce the risk of UTIs: Bidets help wash away some bacteria that may be lingering around, and by reducing this, it is possible to reduce the risk of getting a UTI.
• Postpartum Relief: If you’ve had a C-section, it may be difficult to twist or reach around for that TP. Using a Fanny Bidet allows you to stay put and allow your incision to heal.
• Post-Sex Clean-up: Clean and freshen yourself up after some private time with your partner.

So, How Exactly Do You Use This Thing?

Let’s break it down step-by-step, because even though bidets aren’t rocket science, no one wants to accidentally get drenched on their first try.

• Sit Down and Relax: Get comfortable on the throne. You don’t need to hover, position, or brace yourself—just sit normally.
• Aim and Fire: Our Fanny bidets allow you to adjust the nozzle position and water pressure. A gentle spray is more than enough. No need to power-wash down there; this is a cleansing, not a pressure test.
• A Little Wiggle, a Little Adjusting: Move slightly forward or backward if you need to adjust the spray position for, uh, optimal coverage. Trust us, you’ll find the sweet spot quickly.
• Dry Off: Pat yourself dry with a towel (yes, you can get cute little bidet towels just for this purpose) or a small piece of Bambooty or Rebooty toilet paper. You’ll be using way less TP, which is kinder on you and the environment.
• Wash Front to Back: While water beats wiping, don’t go straight from bum to vulva rinse. Clean front and back separately, turning off the nozzle between.

And there you have it: you’re now a bidet pro.

Why It’s More Sanitary Than Toilet Paper

Think about it: if you got something sticky on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a dry napkin and call it a day? Probably not. You’d rinse with water. The same logic applies down there. A gentle stream of water cleans far better than dry toilet paper, and it’s less likely to cause irritation or leave any lingering “debris.” In other words, you walk out feeling genuinely clean, no lingering doubt or discomfort. Keep in mind to be gentle, as some bacteria in and around your vagina are helpful and healthy for overall vaginal health. Everything in moderation, ladies.

Extra Benefits for Pregnant Women (Yes, It Gets Better!)

For all the moms-to-be out there, a bidet is about to become your new best friend. Pregnancy comes with a whole list of, let’s call them “interesting” bathroom experiences, and a bidet can actually help make those a bit easier.

• Less Strain, More Comfort: If you’re navigating the joys of hemorrhoids, a bidet’s gentle stream is far kinder than abrasive toilet paper. It soothes without adding extra irritation, making every trip to the bathroom less of an ordeal.
• Cleanliness Made Simple: Pregnancy can lead to increased discharge, which means more frequent trips to the bathroom. A bidet makes freshening up quick, easy, and actually enjoyable.
• Soothes Swelling: Later in pregnancy, when your body feels about as swollen as a pufferfish, a bidet’s cooling water can be a lifesaver. The gentle rinse can help reduce inflammation and make you feel, well, human again.
• Perfect for Postpartum Recovery: After birth, things are delicate, to say the least. A bidet’s gentle wash is far less invasive and more comfortable than wiping, and it can help prevent infections by keeping everything cleaner.

So What’s the Verdict?

In short, using a Fanny bidet means you can feel extra clean—no TP residue, no harsh rubbing, and no never-ending rolls piling up. It’s more sanitary, more comfortable, and, yes, better for the environment. And for pregnant women, it’s nothing short of a miracle on tap. So, do your body a favor and join the bidet revolution. Because when it comes down to it, why just wipe when you can feel shower-fresh every time you use the bathroom.