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Free gift when you

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From bidets and wipes to TP and toilet sprays, our asspirational bathroom goods are making the world cleaner, one butt at a time.

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Fanny

Proudly the #2 bidet in the world

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Warm water bidet (for those who like it fancy)

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The toilet spray that says adieu to number twos

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We make bathroom goods for people who want to do a little good while they doo-doo

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My dry-wiping, caveman days are well and truly behind me. Believe me when I say, once you go bidet you never go back.

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Our biggest fannies

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."

"I’d never known true cleanliness until I found Fanny. How have I only just discovered the joys of the post-poop bidet cleanse?"

"Thank you, Fanny, from the bottom of my bottom."

"For too long, we’ve settled for the substandard feel of toilet paper. Thank you Fanny for bringing bidets into our lives."

"Love it! So easy to install and simple to use. I was saddled up and pooping in a matter of minutes."